I have I problems

No, it’s not a typo, I really do have I problems.
Fortunately, I have a great I Doctor. His name is Dr. Siddhattha Gotama. He is a humble gentleman from India who is completely homeopathic. He recommended I surgery, and tells me that I need to have my I removed. But this operation is hard for me to accept, because II believe I need my I to see. I need my I to judge and to cling and to desire.
But this Doctor told me that the only way to get better is to remove the I. He told me that my I is actually poisonous, and the source of all my suffering. And I know that the Doctor is right, but I struggle to take his advice. It seems like major surgery to me. And I have lived with this condition for so long, that it seems as though by body can tolerate it pretty well. Though I have to admit that I don’t feel my best having these constant I troubles. And several times now I have started to remove my I, and I do begin to feel an immediate sense of relief. It’s as though all my aches and pains just begin to melt away.
So I can tell you that this Doctor really seems to know what he is talking about, and has the right treatment plan for me. I just need to follow the directions. And if I don’t practice, I mean follow my treatment plan, every day, then how will I ever be free of these I troubles.
So that’s it, I am committed to following his instructions every day until I am free of this affliction. Until I no longer have I problems.

Thank goodness there is no co-pay! :)

Be well, happy and peaceful.